Not only was the screaming man in the Publix parking lot punching cars, he was naked

"I only had one beer!" & "I only wanted to smoke some pot."

A naked Florida man in a Publix parking lot kicked trash cans and jumped on and punched cars while screaming “I only had one beer!” cops say.

Indian River County sheriff’s deputies arrested Jonathan Boettcher, 46, and charged him with disorderly public intoxication.

According to the arrest report, a deputy arrived at a Publix on U.S. 1 in Vero Beach Thursday night to find Boettcher swinging his arms and yelling while wearing no shirt and no underwear, but with basketball shorts around his ankles.

The deputy said Boettcher was sweating uncontrollably as he yelled “I only had one beer!” and “I only wanted to smoke some pot.”

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