STAMFORD, Conn. — A Connecticut man police say was wanted for biting off another person’s earlobe and swallowing...


HUNTSVILLE, Ala. (AP) —
Police say an Alabama man took money from a church’s collection plate and deposited the funds into an account he controlled.

In a study making people everywhere giggle, researchers found that much of the upper atmosphere of Uranus is hydrogen sulfide. That’s the same compound responsible f...

TULSA, Oklahoma –Tulsa Police responded to Woodland Hills Mall for a disturbance caused by a naked man and woman.
Corporal Brian Collum said it starte...

Johns Hopkins Computer Science prof Professor Peter Fröhlich grades his students on a curve: the highest score on the final gets an A and everyone else is graded accordingly.
Clever student...

APRIL 23–A Florida man was arrested yesterday after allegedly striking his boyfriend in the head with a Big Mouth Billy Bass, the novelty singing fish,
UPPER ARLINGTON, Ohio — The man accused of streaking during a middle school girls lacrosse game and assaulting a trainer blamed “bad mushrooms” for his ...

A man on an apparent beer run led Santa Rosa police on a chase Thursday morning after allegedly stealing a delivery truck filled with beer.
The delivery driver was inside MD Liquor & Foo...

It wouldn’t come as a surprise to learn that a wedding venue in Northern Beaches, Australia, is currently trying to get the aroma of cheeseburgers out of its drapes right no...

BROWNSVILLE, TX (AP) – A former South Texas juvenile justice department employee has been sentenced to 50 years in prison for felony theft after authorities say he acknowledged stealing $1.2 ...

A Louisiana woman was shocked to find an intruder ‘naked in her bathtub and eating Cheetos’ when she returned to her home on Tuesday.

A serial robber in Brooklyn was finally caught Monday after an alert community member called cops, who responded and found the masked suspect toting a glue gun wrapp...

A naked Florida man in a Publix parking lot kicked trash cans and jumped on and punched cars while screaming “I only had one beer!” cops say.
Indian River County sheriff’s ...

MINNEAPOLIS (WCCO) – A central Minnesota man is accused of damaging more than 100 vehicles by spreading nails on the road outside of his house to punish speeding drivers.

MIRAMAR BEACH — A 19-year-old spring breaker caught with beer was arrested after cursing at a deputy and telling him he can say whatever he wants because of “free speech.”
According to...

SEBASTIAN, Fla. — A Florida man asked the store clerk, “What would happen if I stole some beer?” Police said Christopher Maxwell, 33, soon found out.
Seba...

PARKLAND, Wash. — Talk about having a crappy night. A man was not only busted for drunken driving, but also found himself covered in dog poop while trying to hide from police.
The orde...

A Derby Connecticut man’s fixation on pop singer Taylor Swift led him to rob an Ansonia bank last week, drive to her Rhode Island home and throw money over a fence to impress her, police said Tu...

A Louisiana man got a ride early Wednesday, but just not to the location he intended.
The Avoyelles Parish Sheriff’s Office ha...

April 11 (UPI) — A Massachusetts woman concerned about the possible discontinuing of Necco Wafers offered to trade her Honda Accord for some of the candy.
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A Pennsylvania school district said it will arm 500 school teachers with baseball bats.
Erie News Now reported. The Millcreek School district organized a training day on how to respond to ...

Stuff in real life doesn’t work quite like it would in a movie, and a man named Andrew Peppers found that out the hard way.
Nice try, Andrew Peppers.

With Baltimore temperatures hovering around 40 degrees Fahrenheit, a naked jogger may have pruned, but he certainly proved to be no prude.

The mayor of a Paris suburb has been arrested after attempting, drunk, wearing a flak jacket and armed with a Japanese saber and a handgun, to stop members of the traveling community setting up a c...

A Florida woman who was arrested last month on drug possession charges blamed the cocaine found in her purse on the wind.
Kennecia Posey, 26, was one of two p...

SALINA, Utah — Police in Salina got a little nostalgic Saturday after someone toilet-papered the Chief of Police’s truck.
Salina City Police posted a photo of the prank on Facebook and w...

A woman was arrested on Wednesday after she allegedly threatened to blow up a 7-Eleven in Virginia. Crystal Mostek, 33, strode into the Virginia Beach, Virginia, convenience store, on Tuesday an...

A man in Ohio has been charged with domestic violence after allegedly attackin...

ROCK MOUNTAIN LAKES, Ala. — Authorities say a Tennessee man pulled over in Alabama had 82 pounds of methamphetamine packaged as Mexican candy.
A 24-year-old Virginia woman allegedly driving drunk in New Jersey over the weekend smashed into two parked cars, then switched seats with her also allegedly drunk f...

COLUMBIA, Md. — Court documents show that a woman who police say squeezed into a McDonald’s d...

A north Alabama woman is jailed on a felony arson charge for setting fire to a package of ham and tossing it into the garbage can at an Athens motel, police say.
Beverly Harrison, 62, is acc...

PHOENIX – An Arizona mother has been charged after using a Taser to get her teenage son up for an Easter Sunday church service, according to police.
Investigators arrested Sharron Dobbins,...

PARSIPPANY — Parsippany-Troy Hills Police Patrol Officers C. Dottino and L. Nicos responded to the parking lot of Foodtown, 435 North Beverwyck Road for someone possibly using CDS in a red Acura...

A Rhode Island nudist campground is looking for a lifeguard, and the uniform is cheap: nothing. The
A Long Island judge who police say repeatedly broke into his neighbor’s home to steal her underwear has confessed to snatchi...

Police say they couldn’t find Tyler Bergkamp in his ex-girlfriend’s house on Thursday — but then he fell through her ceiling.
Sorry, not sorry. Amber Legge, 32, appeared to show little remorse early Friday when she was booked into jail in Ohio for h...

A mother in Kentucky has been arrested after police say she forced her 14-year-old daughter to get ‘extremely’ drunk as punishment.
According to police, after 34-year-old Miranda...

A 34-year-old man took the motto “The police, your friend and helper” to heart when he walked into a police station in Ludwigshafen, a city on the Rhine R...

PALM BAY, Fla. – A Florida man who was driving drunk on a scooter with a dog in a shopping bag was arrested Thursday afternoon on a DUI charge, according to the
Much like all of us would like to do on a stressful day during our 9-to-5 work grind, a Honda Civic rolled into a Florida pool Tuesday afternoon. Who doesn’t love a good dip? Local police said ...

TATEVILLE, Ky. (WKYT) – A Pulaski County man is in jail after police say he impersonated a state trooper and threatened a 15-year-old.
Depu...

What kind of a person makes lewd comments to the Easter Bunny?
Meet Ladonna Hughett.
After several failed attempts, a daredevil rocket-maker soared into the sky Saturday in a steam-powered rocket he built in his garage.
A New Mexico mom is accused of taking shots before getting behind the wheel and firing off shots with her kids in the car, officials said.
PEORIA — Stabbed in the gut, a Peoria County woman blamed her sister, who in turn blamed a ham-cutting accident, police say. About 8:30 p.m. Thursday, Peoria County sheri...

A woman drank half a bottle of whiskey, drove to a Billings business to get marijuana, then drove her car through the storefront when she discovered it was closed a...

HINTON, WV (WVNS) – – “The Devil is making me act this way.” That is the claim of a man who was walking up and down Temple Street in Hinton yelling at passing cars.

A grandmother’s birthday party descended into chaos when a fight broke out at Golden Corral.
Terrance Jones told officers respondi...

A North Carolina Pizza Hut restaurant was supposed to be closed at 4:30 a.m. Wednesday morning.
But all it took was some divine intervention (well, a smashed window) for Richard Lee Quintero...

Police are hunting a woman who attacked a McDonald’s worker after receiving the wrong breakfast sandwich.
The woman had ordered a bacon breakfast sandwich at a drive-thru in Wisconsin o...

OCALA, Fla. – A comedy of errors ensued when a Florida woman wanted to catch a little shut eye in a car she didn’t own.
According to a post on the Marion County Sheriff’s...

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Bacon, hash browns, beans, bagels; those tantalizingly salty flavors are what get you up in the morning and set you up for hours ahead. Who wouldn’t want to make the memory of that heavenly dish ...

OMAHA, Neb. (AP) — It’s pretty impressive if a person is said to be able to hit a target with a pistol in his sleep. Not so impressive — to be able to hit something random in his sleep. P...

A Philadelphia man is in custody after leading State Police on a 77-mile pursuit early this morning that lasted about 40 minutes.
At around 1 a.m., Abdallah Al Widian, 24, was clocked by tro...

Melo Hairapetian was trimming wood one day when the unthinkable happened: in a matter of seconds, the saw made a quick and powerful cut across the palm of his hand. His thumb was gone and his pink...

These spring breakers in Florida won’t let a trip to the slammer stand in the way of their fun.
The Okaloosa County Sheri...

An unidentified driver in Milton Keynes, southern England, presented a spoof Homer Simpson license to police during a traffic stop last Sunday night. In addition to the bo...

LARGO, Fla. — A 19-year veteran of the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office is out of a job, accused of driving drunk.
A neighbor in the area of 130th Avenue and Wild Acres Road call...

MARCH 14–A Florida dog owner is facing a felony battery charge after allegedly clobbering another man in the face with a “tennis ball launcher dog toy,” according to an arrest report.

A man driving with 26 suspensions on his license hit an elderly woman’s car Sunday night, drove off and then fled on foot before being captured, Suffolk County...

A Florida woman had a little too much to drink earlier this week, and things got a little out of hand with a barn animal, cops say.
A Minnesota man broke into a home early Saturday morning and cooked himself “children’s chicken nuggets” before police arrived and took him into custody,

Patricia Ann Spann, 46, and her biological daughter Misty Velvet Dawn Spann, 26, got married in the town of Lawton about 17 months after same-sex marriage became legal in the state of Oklahoma.
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MARCH 13–The Georgia couple convicted of attacking a restaurant owner and her teenage daughter over cold takeout chicken have been shipped off to state prison to begin serving lengthy sentenc...

March 13 (UPI) — A Chinese man found to be illegally keeping an Asian bear as a pet told police he had found the animal as a cub a...

A bride was en route to her wedding Monday morning when she was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence in southern Arizona.

A previous daycare owner in Oregon has been sentenced to 21 years after she gave children melatonin, a sleep-aid, so she could hit the gym and go tanning while they slept.
January Neatherli...

A California animal shelter in Sacramento are looking for a thief who broke into the shelter and stole a gumball machine.
The theft occurred on March 7 and was captured in surveillance video...

A Utah woman on trial for trying to hire a hit man to kill her ex-husband was charged for the third time with attempting to get someone to kill more of her enemies, reports said.<...

Scientists using the cloning technique that produced Dolly the sheep back in 1996 have for the first time cloned healthy monkeys. Chinese researchers announced yesterday (January 24th) what they...

NORTH CAROLINA — Well, I guess they are cold blooded. Here is something you don’t see every day… alligators living in ice!
The gators at Sha...

This is the hilarious moment a BBC presenter was mobbed by lemurs as he tried to report from a zoo.
BBC Norfolk reporter Alex Dunlop was trying to broadcast a piece on Banham Zoo’s animal ...