Police nab man who ate another man’s earlobe during drunken brawl

STAMFORD, Conn. — A Connecticut man police say was wanted for biting off another person’s earlobe and swallowing...

Alabama man accused of stealing from church collection plate

Police say an Alabama man took money from a church’s collection plate and deposited the funds into an account he controlled.

Uranus Is Actually a Giant Ball of Farts Floating In Space, Study Finds

In a study making people everywhere giggle, researchers found that much of the upper atmosphere of Uranus is hydrogen sulfide. That’s the same compound responsible f...

Naked Man, Woman Caught Running Through Tulsa Mall

TULSA, Oklahoma –Tulsa Police responded to Woodland Hills Mall for a disturbance caused by a naked man and woman.

Corporal Brian Collum said it starte...

Students Outsmart the Smart

Johns Hopkins Computer Science prof Professor Peter Fröhlich grades his students on a curve: the highest score on the final gets an A and everyone else is graded accordingly.

Clever student...

Man Battered Boyfriend With Singing Fish

APRIL 23–A Florida man was arrested yesterday after allegedly striking his boyfriend in the head with a Big Mouth Billy Bass, the novelty singing fish, 

Suspected streaker arrested at middle school lacrosse game blamed ‘bad mushrooms’

The man accused of streaking during a middle school girls lacrosse game and assaulting a trainer blamed “bad mushrooms” for his ...

Man takes things too far and steals entire Coors Light truck, winds up under arrest

A man on an apparent beer run led Santa Rosa police on a chase Thursday morning after allegedly stealing a delivery truck filled with beer.

The delivery driver was inside MD Liquor & Foo...

Bride orders 450 McDonald’s burgers for wedding guests

It wouldn’t come as a surprise to learn that a wedding venue in Northern Beaches, Australia, is currently trying to get the aroma of cheeseburgers out of its drapes right no...

Texas man sentenced to 50 years for stealing $1.2 million in fajitas

BROWNSVILLE, TX (AP) – A former South Texas juvenile justice department employee has been sentenced to 50 years in prison for felony theft after authorities say he acknowledged stealing $1.2 ...

Woman finds naked home intruder sitting in her bathtub and eating a bag of Cheetos

A Louisiana woman was shocked to find an intruder ‘naked in her bathtub and eating Cheetos’ when she returned to her home on Tuesday.

Cops Catch Serial Brooklyn Robber Threatening Worker With Glue Gun

A serial robber in Brooklyn was finally caught Monday after an alert community member called cops, who responded and found the masked suspect toting a glue gun wrapp...

Not only was the screaming man in the Publix parking lot punching cars, he was naked

A naked Florida man in a Publix parking lot kicked trash cans and jumped on and punched cars while screaming “I only had one beer!” cops say.

Indian River County sheriff’s ...

Man Spread Nails On Road To Punish Speeding Drivers

MINNEAPOLIS (WCCO) – A central Minnesota man is accused of damaging more than 100 vehicles by spreading nails on the road outside of his house to punish speeding drivers.

Cop Asks Man How Old He Is; He Tells Him ‘(expletive deleted) 12’

MIRAMAR BEACH — A 19-year-old spring breaker caught with beer was arrested after cursing at a deputy and telling him he can say whatever he wants because of “free speech.”

According to...

Florida man asks about stealing beer; learns it means jail

SEBASTIAN, Fla. — A Florida man asked the store clerk, “What would happen if I stole some beer?” Police said Christopher Maxwell, 33, soon found out.

Seba...

Suspected drunken driver tries to hide from cops in bin full of dog poop

PARKLAND, Wash. — Talk about having a crappy night. A man was not only busted for drunken driving, but also found himself covered in dog poop while trying to hide from police.

The orde...

Man Robs Bank in Connecticut To Impress Taylor Swift

A Derby Connecticut man’s fixation on pop singer Taylor Swift led him to rob an Ansonia bank last week, drive to her Rhode Island home and throw money over a fence to impress her, police said Tu...

A Louisiana man accused of taking bike after release from jail

A Louisiana man got a ride early Wednesday, but just not to the location he intended.

The Avoyelles Parish Sheriff’s Office ha...

Woman offers to trade her car for Necco Wafers

April 11 (UPI) — A Massachusetts woman concerned about the possible discontinuing of Necco Wafers offered to trade her Honda Accord for some of the candy.

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School district arms teachers with baseball bats

A Pennsylvania school district said it will arm 500 school teachers with baseball bats.

Erie News Now reported.  The Millcreek School district organized a training day on how to respond to ...

Man tries to rob Domino’s while wearing a Domino’s uniform

Stuff in real life doesn’t work quite like it would in a movie, and a man named Andrew Peppers found that out the hard way.

Nice try, Andrew Peppers.

Naked and unafraid: Nude man jogs through Baltimore

With Baltimore temperatures hovering around 40 degrees Fahrenheit, a naked jogger may have pruned, but he certainly proved to be no prude.

Drunk, saber-wielding French mayor arrested after confronting travelers

The mayor of a Paris suburb has been arrested after attempting, drunk, wearing a flak jacket and armed with a Japanese saber and a handgun, to stop members of the traveling community setting up a c...

Florida woman blames cocaine in purse on windy day

A Florida woman who was arrested last month on drug possession charges blamed the cocaine found in her purse on the wind.

Kennecia Posey, 26, was one of two p...

Salina Police get nostalgic after someone toilet-papers Chief’s truck

SALINA, Utah — Police in Salina got a little nostalgic Saturday after someone toilet-papered the Chief of Police’s truck.

Salina City Police posted a photo of the prank on Facebook and w...

Bizarre mugshot of woman who ‘threatened to bomb a Virginia 7-Eleven

A woman was arrested on Wednesday after she allegedly threatened to blow up a 7-Eleven in Virginia.  Crystal Mostek, 33, strode into the Virginia Beach, Virginia, convenience store, on Tuesday an...

Man charged with domestic violence for allegedly attacking woman with pizza

A man in Ohio has been charged with domestic violence after allegedly attackin...

Man had 82 pounds of meth packaged as Mexican candy: cops

ROCK MOUNTAIN LAKES, Ala. — Authorities say a Tennessee man pulled over in Alabama had 82 pounds of methamphetamine packaged as Mexican candy.

Women Take Turns Driving Drunk in New Jersey; Both Smash Into Parked Cars

A 24-year-old Virginia woman allegedly driving drunk in New Jersey over the weekend smashed into two parked cars, then switched seats with her also allegedly drunk f...

Woman jailed for setting motel fire with burning package of ham

A north Alabama woman is jailed on a felony arson charge for setting fire to a package of ham and tossing it into the garbage can at an Athens motel, police say.

Beverly Harrison, 62, is acc...

Mother used stun gun to wake teen for Easter church service, police say

PHOENIX – An Arizona mother has been charged after using a Taser to get her teenage son up for an Easter Sunday church service, according to police.

Investigators arrested Sharron Dobbins,...

Sleeping New Jersey Man in grocery parking lot with Chicken Breast on his chest charged with DWI

PARSIPPANY — Parsippany-Troy Hills Police Patrol Officers C. Dottino and L. Nicos responded to the parking lot of Foodtown, 435 North Beverwyck Road for someone possibly using CDS in a red Acura...

America’s Best Summer Job? Nudist Campground’s Lifeguard

A Rhode Island nudist campground is looking for a lifeguard, and the uniform is cheap: nothing. The 

Suffolk County district judge apologizes, admits he’s serial underwear stealer

A Long Island judge who police say repeatedly broke into his neighbor’s home to steal her underwear has confessed to snatchi...

Cops couldn’t find her ex, but then he fell through the ceiling with a knife and meth, Kansas police say

Police say they couldn’t find Tyler Bergkamp in his ex-girlfriend’s house on Thursday — but then he fell through her ceiling.

Woman doesn’t seem very sorry in mugshot

Sorry, not sorry.

Amber Legge, 32, appeared to show little remorse early Friday when she was booked into jail in Ohio for h...

Police Say Mom Forced 14-year-old Daughter To Get Drunk As Punishment

A mother in Kentucky has been arrested after police say she forced her 14-year-old daughter to get ‘extremely’ drunk as punishment.

According to police, after 34-year-old Miranda...

Police officer helps clueless man break up with his girlfriend

A 34-year-old man took the motto “The police, your friend and helper” to heart when he walked into a police station in Ludwigshafen, a city on the Rhine R...

Florida man drove drunk on scooter with dog in shopping bag

PALM BAY, Fla. – A Florida man who was driving drunk on a scooter with a dog in a shopping bag was arrested Thursday afternoon on a DUI charge, according to the 

Honda Civic Takes Passengers For Afternoon Swim In Florida

Much like all of us would like to do on a stressful day during our 9-to-5 work grind, a Honda Civic rolled into a Florida pool Tuesday afternoon. Who doesn’t love a good dip? Local police said ...

Kentucky man impersonated officer, used nun-chucks to threaten teen

TATEVILLE, Ky. (WKYT) – A Pulaski County man is in jail after police say he impersonated a state trooper and threatened a 15-year-old.

Depu...

Ohio Woman, 54, Arrested After Making Lewd Comments To Easter Bunny

What kind of a person makes lewd comments to the Easter Bunny?

Meet Ladonna Hughett.

MAN LAUNCHES HIMSELF IN SELF-MADE ROCKET TO PROVE FLAT EARTH THEORY

After several failed attempts, a daredevil rocket-maker soared into the sky Saturday in a steam-powered rocket he built in his garage. 

Mom accused of taking shots, firing off gun with kids in the car

A New Mexico mom is accused of taking shots before getting behind the wheel and firing off shots with her kids in the car, officials said.

Sister Blames Ham-Cutting Accident After Sister Stabbing

PEORIA — Stabbed in the gut, a Peoria County woman blamed her sister, who in turn blamed a ham-cutting accident, police say.

About 8:30 p.m. Thursday, Peoria County sheri...

Woman Tried To ‘teach a lesson’ When She Drove Into Closed Billings Grow And Smoke Shop

A woman drank half a bottle of whiskey, drove to a Billings business to get marijuana, then drove her car through the storefront when she discovered it was closed a...

West Virginia Man Claims Devil Made him Scream at Passing Cars

HINTON, WV (WVNS) – – “The Devil is making me act this way.”  That is the claim of a man who was walking up and down Temple Street in Hinton yelling at passing cars.

Fight breaks out during grandmother’s birthday party at Golden Corral

A grandmother’s birthday party descended into chaos when a fight broke out at Golden Corral.

Terrance Jones told officers respondi...

‘This is Jesus Christ,’ a North Carolina man told 911. ‘I just broke into Pizza Hut.’

A North Carolina Pizza Hut restaurant was supposed to be closed at 4:30 a.m. Wednesday morning.

But all it took was some divine intervention (well, a smashed window) for Richard Lee Quintero...

Wisconsin police hunt woman who attacked McDonald’s worker over incorrect breakfast sandwich

Police are hunting a  woman who attacked a McDonald’s worker after receiving the wrong breakfast sandwich.

The woman had ordered a bacon breakfast sandwich at a drive-thru in Wisconsin o...

Florida woman breaks into car to sleep, sets it on fire, can’t unlock it to escape

OCALA, Fla. – A comedy of errors ensued when a Florida woman wanted to catch a little shut eye in a car she didn’t own.

According to a post on the Marion County Sheriff’s...

Florida man makes homemade whiskey bomb, tries to kill another man’s chickens

Bagel Company Launches Cheese shampoo and Bacon Conditioner

Bacon, hash browns, beans, bagels; those tantalizingly salty flavors are what get you up in the morning and set you up for hours ahead. Who wouldn’t want to make the memory of that heavenly dish ...

Omaha Man Shoots Finger While Asleep

OMAHA, Neb. (AP) — It’s pretty impressive if a person is said to be able to hit a target with a pistol in his sleep. Not so impressive — to be able to hit something random in his sleep. P...

Philly man smuggling $40K worth of cigarettes leads police on 77-mile pursuit

A Philadelphia man is in custody after leading State Police on a 77-mile pursuit early this morning that lasted about 40 minutes.

At around 1 a.m., Abdallah Al Widian, 24, was clocked by tro...

Man Cuts Off Thumb, Replaces With Big Toe

Melo Hairapetian was trimming wood one day when the unthinkable happened: in a matter of seconds, the saw made a quick and powerful cut across the palm of his hand. His thumb was gone and his pink...

These spring breakers won’t let jail ruin their fun

These spring breakers in Florida won’t let a trip to the slammer stand in the way of their fun.

The Okaloosa County Sheri...

Driver Tries to Pass Homer Simpson License Off as Real to Cops

An unidentified driver in Milton Keynes, southern England, presented a spoof Homer Simpson license to police during a traffic stop last Sunday night. In addition to the bo...

Drunk Pinellas County lieutenant seen driving backward, honking horn

LARGO, Fla. — A 19-year veteran of the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office is out of a job, accused of driving drunk.

A neighbor in the area of 130th Avenue and Wild Acres Road call...

Felony Charge In Brutal Dog Toy Attack

MARCH 14–A Florida dog owner is facing a felony battery charge after allegedly clobbering another man in the face with a “tennis ball launcher dog toy,” according to an arrest report.

Man With 26 License Suspensions Arrested Fleeing Scene of Car Accident

A man driving with 26 suspensions on his license hit an elderly woman’s car Sunday night, drove off and then fled on foot before being captured, Suffolk County...

She was drunk and fell on a goat. When she woke up, the cops had questions.

A Florida woman had a little too much to drink earlier this week, and things got a little out of hand with a barn animal, cops say.

Man Broke Into Minnesota Home, Cooked Himself Some Chicken Nuggets

A Minnesota man broke into a home early Saturday morning and cooked himself “children’s chicken nuggets” before police arrived and took him into custody, 

Oklahoma mom who once married her son will now go to jail for marrying her daughter

Patricia Ann Spann, 46, and her biological daughter Misty Velvet Dawn Spann, 26, got married in the town of Lawton about 17 months after same-sex marriage became legal in the state of Oklahoma.

...

Chicken Chumps Packed Off To State Prison

MARCH 13–The Georgia couple convicted of attacking a restaurant owner and her teenage daughter over cold takeout chicken have been shipped off to state prison to begin serving lengthy sentenc...

Chinese man with pet bear initially thought it was a puppy

March 13 (UPI) — A Chinese man found to be illegally keeping an Asian bear as a pet told police he had found the animal as a cub a...

Arizona bride driving impaired nabbed after 3 car accident

A bride was en route to her wedding Monday morning when she was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence in southern Arizona.

Oregon Daycare Owner Sentenced to 21 Years For Giving Kids Melatonin While She Went Tanning and to Gym

A previous daycare owner in Oregon has been sentenced to 21 years after she gave children melatonin, a sleep-aid, so she could hit the gym and go tanning while they slept.

January Neatherli...

Thief steals gumball machine from California animal shelter

A California animal shelter in Sacramento are looking for a thief who broke into the shelter and stole a gumball machine.

The theft occurred on March 7 and was captured in surveillance video...

Utah woman found guilty of trying to hire hit man charged with same crime for third time

A Utah woman on trial for trying to hire a hit man to kill her ex-husband was charged for the third time with attempting to get someone to kill more of her enemies, reports said.<...

Scientists Successfully Clone Monkeys

Scientists using the cloning technique that produced Dolly the sheep back in 1996 have for the first time cloned healthy monkeys. Chinese researchers announced yesterday (January 24th) what they...

Alligators Poke Noses Through Ice To Survive

Reporter Attacked By Lemurs

This is the hilarious moment a BBC presenter was mobbed by lemurs as he tried to report from a zoo.

BBC Norfolk reporter Alex Dunlop was trying to broadcast a piece on Banham Zoo’s animal ...

POLICE PURSUE RUNAWAY COW FOR ‘FAILURE TO COMPLY